Dedicated to Jarrett fan #1.
This portion of the internet is wasted on my
Dale Jarrett fan character.
He is so realistic that people have been purchasing gag gifts for him.
I am going to share some of the memorabilia I have received.
(Note, I am not at all a fan of NASCAR. This is for comic purposes only.)
Dale won and I did not do anything. Sorry.
Some facts about Dale:
|Dale Arnold Jarrett
|November 26, 1956
|Other facts: Dale is the son of two time NASCAR champion, Ned Jarrett. Dale won the championship in 1999, making them only the second father/son duo to achieve that feat. Jeff Gordon is a sissy.