Dedicated to Jarrett fan #1.
This portion of the internet is wasted on my
Dale Jarrett fan character.
He is so realistic that people have been purchasing gag gifts for him.
I am going to share some of the memorabilia I have received.
(Note, I am not at all a fan of NASCAR. This is for comic purposes only.)
Dale won and I did not do anything. Sorry.
Some facts about Dale:
| Full name: | Dale Arnold Jarrett |
| Hometown: | Hickory, NC |
| Birthday: | November 26, 1956 |
| Favorite food: | Pasta |
| Other facts: Dale is the son of two time NASCAR champion, Ned Jarrett. Dale won the championship in 1999, making them only the second father/son duo to achieve that feat. Jeff Gordon is a sissy. | |